the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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