Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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