sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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My vagina just recognized that song.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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