I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
and she was petting her beer can
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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