Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
