There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Is it penis luge time yet?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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