i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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