My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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