She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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