I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
