I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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