Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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