i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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