Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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