He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
