He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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