he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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