best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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