Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My vagina is very pro this idea
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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