Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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