i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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