take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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