you would pick up someone in the library
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
