Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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