May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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