soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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