I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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