so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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