she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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