Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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