Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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