Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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