its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I think i got beer on your cat.
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