are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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