Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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