Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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