She's JV to your varsity
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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