How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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