he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I could fuck to npr.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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