You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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