I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
