She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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