@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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