Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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