This girl is more easily done than said...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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