How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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