Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
