She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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