Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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