I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You don't make any sense
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