U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...