Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
