I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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