Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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