508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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