FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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