weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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