I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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